Santa the Stalker, chapter 1

I always get a weird vibe when we pass "Santa's" chair @ the mall. I know I don't think he is real but maybe he is...
I have always thought of Santa as a stalker. You know the song,
"He sees you when your sleeping, he know's when your awake, he knows if you've been bad or good."
He also breaks into your house down your chimney. If you don't have one it is worse! He comes through your door!!! Oh, and he practically vandalizes houses! I do think it is a form of lying when you tell kids that "Santa" is real. I never really believed in him, but i learned he was real the hard way.

I was sleeping on the couch. 14 years old, still pretending to believe in "Santa," when suddenly, I heard a thump on the roof. "It's probably just the cat that comes on our roof all the time. I heard a click click click and I just thought he had friends but I was starting to get worried. Then something came down the chimney, guess who it was........

Happy Holidays

HEy guys, this is'nt the blog (Frappy's gonna write it) but I just wanted to tell you guys that I wish you happy holidays (all of you)!

- CocoaV

Last day of School 4eva! (I wish)

WAZ UP????!!!!!!!????? Sorry Cocoa V can't write today so I will!!! It's Frappy! today waz r last day of skool!

We had soooooooooooooooooooo

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much fun cuz we had free periods 4 four of our classes!!!!! We watched Pride and Prejudice!!! It rox!!!!!!!

During Home ec Mocha and I (Frappy) were drawing stories with Latte' BF, Black Hart and TUYGTKH. Latte' BF was drawin a story about how Black Hart's crush killed her! POOR BLACK HART!!!!!!!!! :(

Anywayz, MJL was bein VERY inappropriate sayin stuff at recess.

Okay, last min news:

Cocoa V is getting her ears pierced

PD got me chocolates 4 Christmas

THCAF had a bday!!

CYA!!!!!!

Boys Don't Look Good in Mascara

Hey EVERYONE! It's Mocha. I recently had a white chocolate mocha at StarBucks. I'm a cannibal, drinking my own kind, but it still tastes GOOD!

Today, during service, we were talking about South Park episode with our teacher (I forgot his nickname). It was really funny. We were digging a path where we can put concrete block type things in, and we spent SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO feakin long trying to dig it when we did not have to. And when Frappy had the sledgehammer, I was freaked OUT!

SlipKnot Dude and THCAF found some mascara. I knew it was gunna b bad from then. They decided to put it on. UH OH IS RIGHT! When they came back to the classroom, their faces were covered with mascara! SlipKnot dude looked emo, and THCAF looked like he cried with mascara (but the mascara was waterproof). Sucks 4 them! Then, Latte Bf, SUYGTKH, and me wanted to put some on and IT MADE OUR EYELASHES REALLY LONG AND VERY AWESOME.

SEE YA GUYS! Hope YOU liked the blog!

Hockey Accident

HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS FRAPPY!!!!!! I really don't have much 2 write about, our school is usually more dramatic but not today.

First of all we had a math test today and I forgot the bell, we played a prank on Icy. You know in the Polar Express the parents can't here the bell cus they believe in "Santa Clause". We pretended that we couldn't here it. She said it was the faeries calling. Weird.

At P.E. I was just sitting against the wall minding my own business when guess what? Glitter Glue comes and hits me in the foot with the hockey stick and a rock or a piece of a hockey stick hit me in the face. There is something wrong with him. He apologized though.

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Sorry, I did this to make it longer, BYEAS!

After WInter woonderland (At school)

HEY PEEPZ IT COCOAV!!!!! Anyways, after the dance some people's secrets have been revealed. (I have permission)

AM wanted to double date with late bf and split the slow dances in half. He likes Latebf A LOT. And everyone knows Black Hart's secret. That's all I will share right now.

Black Hart told everyone her feelings for the XFL and some people are making fun of her. Stop that! They were putting his real name in sentences.

Today in social studies we had to present our world religion visual aid during class. Frappy and I were supposed to present ours third, but we were'nt ready. So thank you to PD who saved us. You rock!!!!! Anyways, we presented ours fourth and it was probably like the second best?

We stopped the contest, fyi. Gotta go, my mom's getting on to me. BYE!!!!!

Icy's acting up!!!!!

YO PEOPLES, IT"S MMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Here is what happened today:

Icy was acting VERY strange. She was laughing during passing period like a serial killer who dresses like a clown. Yep. That creepy. Anyway, during recess, SUYGTKH and Latte BF and Me were acting like we stole Icy's crazy jar and we were running around and I hopped on SUYGTKH's back.

During P.E., I was talking about South Park and the Christmas special music episode thingy. It has awesome songs, so WATCH IT!

I know dis blog was NOT long, but nuthin much happened 2day! CYA!

WINTER WONDERLAND!

HY HEY HEY!!!!! It's Frappy! I know it is the weekend & stuff and we write on weekdays but I have to write about the dance!!!!

First of all, this is what we were wearing:


Me (Frappy): A cool purple and black dress with a purple ribbon. It was a spaghetti strap dress.(black straps) It had glitter on it and I was wearing fishnet tights. The shoes I was wearing had heels but not toooooo tall. I straightened my hair and wore a $400 necklace.


Mocha: An awesome dress with a black top then a red ribbon, and the bottom was zebra print. She also straightened her hair but since her hair is short and mine is long, it looked completely different. She wore black tights and the same necklace but it was also different in some wayz. She wore black flats.


Cocoa V: White with black awesome polka dots! She also straightened her hair and it looked awesome. She also has short hair like Mocha but it looks different. Her shoes rocked and her dress waz awesome 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



So we got to the dance and only one girl from our grade was there but that's cuz we were 15 min early. SUYGTKH came up 2 us and told us we look great and all that yada yada yada. Soon random guy comes up (her date) and they get their first pic taken. He pulled out flowers 4 her and it was sooooooo sweet!
The only people there were Glitter Glue, Shawty, Midget, ummmmm..... other people. Then all the girls showed up from our grade. Yep. Every girl which really isn't much. Only 9 girls. We all went to the bathroom to check each others dress out and to say congrats to SUYGTKH. Finally PD came. He asked me a day be4 the dance. Cocoa V and Mocha and Purple Poof called themselves nothings and went together. It was soooo nice because he got me a corsage. :) (italic smiley face lol)



The first slow dance came on and when I was slow dancing with PD Cocoa V and Mocha were holdiing hearts above our heads. HOW EMBARRISSING!!! Thankfully Uggs told them to leave us alone.goin together. Latte' BF (lot of best friends) and Hay Bale said we should all 4 get pics. Latte' BF stood near her date Hay Bale and I stood near PD. (Puff Daddy)



He paid for our half of the pics and Hay Bale BETTER pay for Latte' BF's @ or else that would be rude right????!!!!????? So we started dancin and Cocoa V won a $10 for itunes. She won a dancing contest. SocAk won a thing u can hookup to ur Ipod! LUCKY!!!!!!! The next slowdance came and it was so cute when Little PD came and danced with an 8th grader. He is like in second grade. :)



Mocha came up and patted PD on the back saying take good care of her!!??!!!???!! I swear there is somethin wrong with her. We danced some more and sat some. Latte BF and I felt really bad for AM so we came and told him to dance with a girl. He ended up dancin with Cocoa V because she felt sorry for him and Mocha ended up dancin with Midget because of the same reason. It was the last dance. Cocoa V still was holdin hearts above our heads because she didn't dance with AM till the end of the song. Smiley came luckily and pulled her away and told her to leave us alone.


I'm runnin out of colors!! Okay so it was the end of the dance. PD and I thanked each other for the dance. His sister came, introduced herself and said I'm between everything he does so yeah. Or somethin close to that. Weird. Anywayz,we started packing up our things. I grabbed everything and headed outside. But of course I said bye to everyone!


Sorry I have to use this puke green color. BYEAS!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. : BYEAS AGAIN! Winter WonderLand is sooooooooooo unoriginal! (The name)

P.S.S. I have to say but I can't say names but you know who u are! This one guy is told Icy he was upset I was goin to the dance with Puff Daddy. He was apparently jelous because of my good looks. (JK hehehe but reallyz) He then asked Mocha and she said no. I was so mad at him because he started to be mean. He is a craphead jerkface!!! I wasn't mad at him for asking her, he just came up to me and said a mean thing....

BYEAS 4 REAL!!!!

New Contest!!!!!

Hey guys it's Cocoav!!!!! Anyways, this really isn't the blog but anyways... I just wanted 2 tell u guys about the contest. On this blog Say ur favorite blog character. Don't worry about hurting our feelings. We just wanna c. Well, CYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sickboy's bad day

Today was the best day ever!!!!! Sickboy had the worst day and I felt happy, because the last day of the play was today, Sickboy got covered in germ-x and much more that I missed!!!!! Oh, it's Cocoav. And whoever put that comment about me, and no, I'm normal inside.

Class with grumpy sickboy, germ-x and late Mr. Yac

Let's see... Like I said, nothing exciting ever happens when I'm writing the blog. Mr. Yac came in late and Sickboy had a really bad day so we made it worse by squirting germ-x all over him. He didn't show up for a whole two periods!!!!! Then he threw Haybale's flashdrive in the trashcan and yelled at him.

That's all gtg, cya!!!!!!!!!!

Sticky Hands

Hey everyone! It's Mocha, and I can't write too much cos it's late and my dad might get mad.

Today during Book Club, I was playing with my gum. I spit it out to throw it away. Big mistake. It got ALL over my hands. It was very sticky, so I asked to go to the bathroom. I think people started noticing. I washed my hands off, but it was still sticky throughout Home Ec.

South Park is a really big thing now in our school. I brought a little Mr. Hankey doll to school. It caught lots of attention and everybody loved him, so when I had to go to the bathroom, I told my friend I had to make a Mr. Hankey. JK!! EW!

Sorry there isn't much. Friday is the DANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Oddcast

YO YO YO!!!! It's Frappy! A really funny thing happened today. Yep.

We were all at recess and Hay Bale was using a laptop. He went to this one website where you can get a virtual human to say crazy stuff. He only said boring words. We told him to put I crapped myself and stuff. But NOOOOOOOOO!!! He didn't. What a wuss! Wimp...

Anywayz, BONUS STORY:::

So we had a basketball game.

We didn't do very good. We had a bunch of fouls. Cocoa V and I knocked 2 girls on the ground and made them cry. She ran like head first into one girl. I kicked a girl by accident. Our dad said we should have like belted a girl that was a real pain. This one girl hit me in the freaking face! And then when I got on guard again after she did the ball hit me in the nose! What the heck is wrong with that girl?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! It is not my fault! Jeez! Get a grip girl!

P.S. We have a dance on Friday. I have a extremely cool dress that is purple, Mocha has an AWESOMELY AWESOME DRESS! Then Cocoa V has a
COOL DRESS!!!!!!

BYEAS!!!

BYEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Sheep Gone BAD

Yo people of the world! It's ma ma ma Mocha ma ma ma ma ma (sorry, I have Poker Face stuck in my head)! Some things happened 2day, but not TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!

Today, during service we were talking about this youtube vid. It was veryyy funny (nigahiga's skitzo on PSA's)! Apparently, we didn't notice Mr. GrabHip walking by. When we sang the beginning, (I probably shouldn't say what the first line is, because my parents read this) it was not very appropriate 4 school. He walked by saying, "What are you goofy ladies talking about???" We all freaked out when he left. After that, we went to the barnyard. 2 weeks ago, we met a black sheep. He was very nice, until he TRIED TO KILL MEEEEE!!! Okay, so maybe he did not try to kill me, but he RAMMED ME! IT HURT SOOOOO BAD!!! But not enough to cry. Today, I was nervous to go out to the barnyard. Went we went in, he ran. I used SUYGTKH as my shield. Let's just say, it did not work out too well. He still tried to ram all of us. When he rammed Frappy, she held his head. That apparently was supposed to be our solution. It actually worked pretty well. The rest of the service, not much happened.

OKAY THAT"S ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!! PRETTY MUCH AT LEAST!!!!! PEACE!!!!!!!!

Timothy and Hay

WAZ UP!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Frapachino Here! (Frappy) Not Crappy, just in case you were wondering. (we are twins) Anyways, a lot happened today but it might not be sooooooooo long!

First in math we were taking our test. Soon Sick Boy comes in and says,
"My computer won't work. What do I do???"
Mr. Yac stared @ him for a real long time and said,
"I don't know, (sarcastically) why don't you try going on a different computer."
Sick Boy replied,
"Oh, yes."
After he left we started cracking up! EVERYONE DID!!! Not SUPER funny but it is all I had till the end of the day!

In art Mocha's teacher Mr. DV said, "We are drawing pics of the class." The sad thing was she couldn't look @ the paper. She ended up drawing a deformed Skinny Jean, MJL, and XFL. Don't worry, everyone made them deformed. Hopefully, she will show me the pic she drew of XFL.

This was yesterday but it wasn't put on the blog. Dead Baby Eater was in roots and shoots with a sub. The sub was looking at her paper and it said feed timothy hay to the bunnies. Dead Baby Eater walked. Apparently the sub thought it said Timothy, feed hay to the bunnies or something. She asked,
"You must be Timothy."
Now we are gonna call her Timothy.

We were in P.E. and we were all playing hockey. It was really fun but our team kept on losing sadly. :( I was standing near the goal and there he was, Sick Boy. I was waiting and when he went to whack the ball with his goalie stick, guess what? He hit me in the leg. Hard. It hurt sooooooo bad! I know it was an accident and stuff but I am still mad.


See Ya!

P.S. Really, don't forget to check out our new blog coming soon. Santa the Stalker. Here is a sneak preview!

I always get a weird vibe when we pass "Santa's" chair @ mall. I know I don't think he is real but maybe he is...
I have always thought of Santa as a stalker. You know the song,
"He sees you when your sleeping, he know's when your awake, he knows if you've been bad or good."
He also breaks into your house down your chimney. If you don't have one it is worse! He comes through your door!!! Oh, and he practically vandalizes houses! He leaves stuff ALL over your house.

Well, there is the sneak preview. CYAB!
( c ya and bye!)

EVERYTHING'S ABOUT DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey peeps it's Cocoav!!!!!!!!!!n Anyways, here's what happened today...

Ther's this guy who visited today and he's kinda cute. I saw him yesterday too at the basketball games. Here's what he looks like... He has blonde hair, wears an orange hoodie over his clothes and wears black tennis shoes. Anyways, yeah. I think IDK. But EVERYONE LOVES HIM!!!!!

Frappy was tramatized when a guy @ country mark mouthed the words "I love you" to another guy and he mouthed "I love you too" back. WEIRD AND DISTURBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frappy and Mocha came to my house and we played a little bit outside on my swing and my "enchanted" rope. Sorry my blogs are always really short. Nothing really exciting happens when it's my turn to write. Oh, and my birthday's this Saturday @ 1:07 pm!!!!!

WELL,
BYEAS!

I had just sat down to a lovely Thanksgiving dinner when suddenly...

YO! It's Mocha!!! Not much happened today, but here are the little bits I picked up:

In math, Hay Bale (I'm mentioning him for the first time) was nipping at his gum stick like a weirdo (he usually is, but he's worse with Sasquatch). He licked it, looking like he was doing something very inappropriate and nasty with it. It was just plain wrong when Sasquatch did it. It was still pretty wrong when Hay Bale did it, but when Sasquatch did it, I felt puke in the back of my mouth.

In Study Skills (Tech) we made up stories about Thanksgiving . It started out:
I had just sat down to a lovely Thanksgiving dinner when suddenly...(here are some of the things, these are tiny bits of some of the stories)
Santa burst through the door.
I shot Santa.

The Turkey ate me

I married a hippo

XFL said to Cocoa V, "I love you, I always have. I'm sorry I was mean to you!"
Cocoa V's reply(this wasn't even her story, but she would have said it) "I'm sorry but I'm in love, with DA!"



See ya! Hope you liked the stories!

The Third Finger

Hey!!!!! Frappy here! Not much happened today. This is the last blog of Ridiculous Classes Dramatic Students for the week because of Thanksgiving Break!!!! Anyways,

Shawty and XFL did their metal project for social studies together. They actually got the highest grade in the class which was a 94%. Cocoa V said,
"Shawty, how did you get such a high score when you were working with XFL?" Then XFL said,
"Haha very funny."
Then he said,
"One finger." While he stuck up his pinkie.
"Two finger." While he stuck up his ring finger.
"Three finger." While he stuck up his middle.
Cocoa V got really mad and did'nt do anything about it. I bet he's are glad Ms. Ld didn't see or he would have had lunch duty! Ha, I said Duty!!!

While I was in social studies Sick Boy told Exal he was an idiot so Exal came over and started to beat him up. I told Sick Boy he was the idiot and that he is just plain weird. Then he freakin' threatend me!!! He said he would strangle me!!!!!!!!! I told him I would kick him and Glitter Glue was making him feel bad. HAHA ON SICK BOY!!!!!!

Sorry we didn't have much so I am going to write about Beth's Adventures!!!

Beth's Adventure #1:
I became president then, BAMMM!!!!!!!!
Beth's Adventure #2:
There was a tornado warning on the radar and then I felt like I was flying.
Beth's Adventure #3:
I helped a stranger look for his lost puppy. You know the rest...
Beth's Adventure #4:
I joined the army and wrote a song called "If your Reading This"
Beth's Adventure #5:
I ate the Ice Cream Bomber. Wait, Why is my stomach burning and rumbling? Oh no...
BOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

During Christmas we are gonna have a series called Santa the Stalker. Check it out!!! SeE yA!!

Mosques, churches and temples, oh my!

HEYYYYYY!!!!! It's Cocoav!!!!! Okay, I don't know who was supposed to write the blog today sooooo, I guess I'm gonna write it then. Today we visited a mosque, church and a jewish temple.

Mosque

At the mosque we got to see a "service" in the Men's prayer room and got to go inside. There were some muslims who go to the school next door (Peace Academy) both men and women praying in Arabic. They were all a little older than us and there were also some highschoolers there (CUTE BOYS!!!!!) When it was time to ask questions, Sickboy asked what language they were speaking.

Church

Probably a lot of people reading this are Christian, if you are raise your hand. Don't raise your hand you idiot!!!!! JK!!!!! You're probably not that dumb, anyways next I'm gonna talk about the Catholic Cathedral. First of all, it is HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!! They said that they can fit like 900 people in there! Again when it was time for questions, someone always had to be the idiot, so GBM said... "I once went to a catholic church and the guy at the front like, said some things and then the people like came around him and ate and drank some stuff. What is that?" I could here some people laughing. Kay, I know I'm being a little mean but still, we talk about this stuff all the time at school, so he should at least know a little about it.

The temple

Okay I guess it was'nt really a temple, but we're just gonna say that it is, got it? Good. Our tour guide, KJD, showed us the chapel, sanctuary and other places in the building. This was probably my favorite place of them all. When it came time for the questions, Sickboy had the most weird one yet. He asked what language the Torah was written in!!!!! Okay even if your not Jewish or religious at all, you can figure out that it was written in Hebrew. Then after we left the sanctuary we got to stay for the little kid service. Fun. We had to sing happy songss saying how to make the world a better place. Okay, I know my posts are always short because nothing really interesting happens when it's my turn, except for when Mr. Yac went insane!!!!! Well, bye!!!!!

The Hunt of Sick Boy's book

HEYYYY!!! This is Frappy finally getting to write my first blog!!! Nothing really exciting happened today but I have a few things for you.

We were all just hanging out in flex when Hay Bale came and started to squish this pink gush in a cup that made fart noises. EWWWWW!!! A new girl came but she was just shadowing so Hay Bale came and said, "Hi. *fart* How are you today?" *fart* I know he is just plain weird. She looked pretty disgusted.

We were in Home Ec today and we were all just sitting sewing and when Latte BF said, "I have a problem!" Our teacher said, "What?!?!?!?!"

Latte BF said, "I sewed my blanket to my pants!"

Ms. SBN said, "Wow that is a problem." Just when Purple Poof came and said she just sewed her blanket to her shirt. Tisk Tisk

I ran to the swings during recess and Sick Boy got on a swing right after. Anyways, I was just swinging when Random Dude and Black Hart came and started swinging. I yelled for Mocha and Cocoa V to come and that Random Dude and Sick Boy were saving swings for them. Jake got of but Sick Boy kept on swinging so SlipknotDude came and stole the book. Sick Boy jumped of the swing and chased him around. Sick Boy grabbed SlipknotDude and ripped his shirt. (which he got at the Slipknot concert) SlipKnotDude got mad and started to accidentally be mean to him about it. Exal came and jumped on Sick Boys back (as a joke). Oh and Sick Boy hit Mocha. She forgave him though.

Revenge of Sick Boy

Hey peepz it's CocoaV!!!!! I know you missed me, so here's my story about sickboy, icey and XFL and the surprise.

Revenge of Sick Boy:
I was perfectly happy just walking down the hall with my friends until Sick Boy walked in! He ruins everything. When Mr.Yac asked if his illness was contagious, he said they did'nt know, great. The in Ms. HTE's class he ran out of the room and when he returned he said... "tell the janitor that one of the toilets in the men's bathroom is clogged." Disgusting. And anyways, he came back! It was also his bad day like mine. When he took a shower this morning in his old shower, icicles shot out at him. Karma finally got to him.

Icy and the gum:
Okay, this is just a short little story about gum. Icy was chewing a piece of gum and XFL asked her if he could have a piece. She said yes and put her hand out to give him the piece in her mouth and he started to reach for it. So she slapped him because he deserved it!

Frappy's Nightmare (more like Icy's):

Okay, so Frappy had a dream that Icy, Mocha, Frappy, and the XFL were in our garage. Icy said she liked the XFL. So Frappy asked, "Don't you like another guy?" (It was a random guy in Frappy's dream). Icy replied, "We all have urges." Then she smiled while she was walking into OUR car with the XFL. You know the rest.

The surpise in the library (girls only):
If you are a boy, stop what you're doing and go play stupid violent games, got it? Good. Our school took a fieldtrip to the library today. Frappy and I are partners for our writing assigment so we were "Buddies" and we had to always be close together. So when she had to go to the bathroom I had to go along too. When I looked down I saw... Guys stop reading!!!!! BLOOD!!!!! Really, but not in that way, my foot was gushing blood. I surprised you guys, I knew you would look!!!!!

Icy's Bad Day

Today was a pretty bad day for Icy. She went through some bad, sad, and...well.. pretty funny stuff too. Here's the story (It's Mocha telling the stories):

During Social Studies, we were going on and on to the XFL about how much Icy knows about sports. Everyone knows she doesn't, so the XFL was pretty surprised. Icy started making mean faces at us once we sat down. She was also pointing her finger at us, so when Mrs. LD (Lunch Duty) turned her head, she saw that Icy flipped her off. Mrs. LD said, "Icy, that's not a very nice finger to point at your teacher. We all cracked up while Icy was trying to deny it. Let's just say that Icy is NOT a very good liar.

Next, while we were reading outside, right next to the garden, Icy put her hand in something cold. She thought, It's brown and wet, so it has to be mud, so she smeared it around because she loves mud. She figured something was wrong because everyone was making fun of a guy called Glitter Glue (he wanted the nickname) for sitting on it. Everyone laughed and said that it was peacock poop, since we have peacocks at our school. I went with Icy to wash her hands, but then she started going nuts. When she got back to the room, she started touching everything. It was so strange because she started laughing like a hyena and running around. Even though she washed her hands, I still thought she was diseased.

Messed Up at School

What started out as a normal day just became strange when Mr. Yac yelled at us for complaining about the homework assignment. He yelled at us screaming, "Well you know what's unfair???!!!!! When people go into the other lane when they know they are not supposed to but NOOOOOOOOOO, THEY THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOO BETTER THAN ME!!!!!! So if you know a person in a red cadalac tell them to wait they're turn!" We ran out of time at the end of class so he threw his eraser down and stomped his foot yelling, "CRAP!!!!"

Of course you can't have a weird day without Icy, when I thought things couldn't get any weirder she comes in our story. When our science teacher (Ms. Turtle) asked us about what we observed in our ecosystems. Icy's fish was pregnant so she yelled, "MY FISH IS KNOCKED UP!!!!!" Not very exciting but a little something counts

I now just realized that I didn't introduce myself. I am Cocoa Viking, Cocoa V for short. Anyways, Mrs. Id was talking about this field trip that has a strict dress code. For the guys: Long sleeve shirt and long pants, not ripped and appropriate.
Girls: Long sleeved shirts and pants. We have to wear a head scarf so guys don't get "distracted." I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Swing Accident

HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! It's Mocha. I'm writing the first post today. You might get confused from how many nicknames we have for everyone. Cocoa Viking (Cocoa V for short), Frappuccino (Frappy for short), and me (Mocha). Here's what happened today:

During English, Our teacher, Ms. HTE (Help the Earth) started talking about this one dude, who looked like he was 17, but he was 12. He's even taller than the tallest guy in our grade, XFL (that's his nickname, comment if you like it). Okay, so when she started talking about it, all the girls (me too) started asking, "What's his name?" and "What's he look like?" Then Show Off asked, "Next are you guys are gonna ask, what's his number?" Then he laughed at his own joke. How dumb. :(

At recess, I ran to the swings, knowing I wasn't gonna get one. Suddenly, someone got off, so I pushed to get it. While I was getting on, Frappy fell backwards off of her swing. No one asked if she was okay. Poor Frappy. :( Anyway, D.P. was pushing SHKJS to the side. I told them to knock it off. I knew something bad was gonna happen. Soon, D.P. started pushing the swing, and before I knew it, BAM!!! The back of my head got hit with a swing. (Not joking). So there I was, trying to hold back tears while EVERYONE started asking, are you okay, while no one even bothered to ask Frappy, she was hurt too :( Emotionally and physically. Sad. Anyway, I go ask SUYGTKH if she will come to the nurse's office with me. We go and wait for what seems like forever when Frappy just noticed her fish died in her ecosystem (I didn't know until after school). Her fish was named John Lennon. At least Puff Daddy didn't die. After all that trauma, she went to Social Studies. I, on the other hand, was still sobbing away, waiting for my nanny to come and get me. She came and we rushed to Wal-Mart, and then home.

BONUS STORY (not at school):
Mocha's POV: Okay, since I hit my head, I couldn't play basketball. I was very disappointed after the first quarter
. We were losing by 4:0, sad (again). I walked over to my team, and wasn't surprised to find them (mostly Cocoa Viking) making number 3 jokes (diarrhea jokes). We made number 2 jokes the previous game. We were always making funny jokes about the other team. Like, Oh gosh! Number 2 smells! and Number 2 missed the toilet, and stuff like that. Anyway, back to the basketball game. Frappy hit a girl "by accident." (she says). But, she also got elbowed in the neck. :( OH! I almost forgot to tell you the end score. 28:2. Guess who lost!!!

Frappy's POV: Cocoa Viking and I went to the locker room to change and Cocoa V was complaining that we were gonna be late so I told her to open my bag while I was goin to the bathroom. She tore the bag to shreds just like I knew she would. I quickly got dressed and we all got on the bus. Cocoa V and I were looking at each others pics. I told the 40 year old Virgin to let me take a picture of him. After I got the perfect picture I edited it to make it look like he was a gay afro dude. He was wearing lipstick and everything. I love my phone! We got to the gym and started practicing. Of course our team was being immature by throwing the ball at each other and making more number 2 jokes. The game was starting and I was in the first quarter. YES!!!! I didn't mean to but I smacked a girl hard in the face (wink wink) and she got a free throw. She is a pretty sucky shooter because she was waaaayyyyy off. At the end of the quarter our score was 4:o. The next quarter we did worse. We only scored 0000000000000000000 points. The ending score was 28 to 2!!!!! Oh and one girl elbowed me in the freakin neck!!!!!