The Hunt of Sick Boy's book

HEYYYY!!! This is Frappy finally getting to write my first blog!!! Nothing really exciting happened today but I have a few things for you.

We were all just hanging out in flex when Hay Bale came and started to squish this pink gush in a cup that made fart noises. EWWWWW!!! A new girl came but she was just shadowing so Hay Bale came and said, "Hi. *fart* How are you today?" *fart* I know he is just plain weird. She looked pretty disgusted.

We were in Home Ec today and we were all just sitting sewing and when Latte BF said, "I have a problem!" Our teacher said, "What?!?!?!?!"

Latte BF said, "I sewed my blanket to my pants!"

Ms. SBN said, "Wow that is a problem." Just when Purple Poof came and said she just sewed her blanket to her shirt. Tisk Tisk

I ran to the swings during recess and Sick Boy got on a swing right after. Anyways, I was just swinging when Random Dude and Black Hart came and started swinging. I yelled for Mocha and Cocoa V to come and that Random Dude and Sick Boy were saving swings for them. Jake got of but Sick Boy kept on swinging so SlipknotDude came and stole the book. Sick Boy jumped of the swing and chased him around. Sick Boy grabbed SlipknotDude and ripped his shirt. (which he got at the Slipknot concert) SlipKnotDude got mad and started to accidentally be mean to him about it. Exal came and jumped on Sick Boys back (as a joke). Oh and Sick Boy hit Mocha. She forgave him though.

Revenge of Sick Boy

Hey peepz it's CocoaV!!!!! I know you missed me, so here's my story about sickboy, icey and XFL and the surprise.

Revenge of Sick Boy:
I was perfectly happy just walking down the hall with my friends until Sick Boy walked in! He ruins everything. When Mr.Yac asked if his illness was contagious, he said they did'nt know, great. The in Ms. HTE's class he ran out of the room and when he returned he said... "tell the janitor that one of the toilets in the men's bathroom is clogged." Disgusting. And anyways, he came back! It was also his bad day like mine. When he took a shower this morning in his old shower, icicles shot out at him. Karma finally got to him.

Icy and the gum:
Okay, this is just a short little story about gum. Icy was chewing a piece of gum and XFL asked her if he could have a piece. She said yes and put her hand out to give him the piece in her mouth and he started to reach for it. So she slapped him because he deserved it!

Frappy's Nightmare (more like Icy's):

Okay, so Frappy had a dream that Icy, Mocha, Frappy, and the XFL were in our garage. Icy said she liked the XFL. So Frappy asked, "Don't you like another guy?" (It was a random guy in Frappy's dream). Icy replied, "We all have urges." Then she smiled while she was walking into OUR car with the XFL. You know the rest.

The surpise in the library (girls only):
If you are a boy, stop what you're doing and go play stupid violent games, got it? Good. Our school took a fieldtrip to the library today. Frappy and I are partners for our writing assigment so we were "Buddies" and we had to always be close together. So when she had to go to the bathroom I had to go along too. When I looked down I saw... Guys stop reading!!!!! BLOOD!!!!! Really, but not in that way, my foot was gushing blood. I surprised you guys, I knew you would look!!!!!

Icy's Bad Day

Today was a pretty bad day for Icy. She went through some bad, sad, and...well.. pretty funny stuff too. Here's the story (It's Mocha telling the stories):

During Social Studies, we were going on and on to the XFL about how much Icy knows about sports. Everyone knows she doesn't, so the XFL was pretty surprised. Icy started making mean faces at us once we sat down. She was also pointing her finger at us, so when Mrs. LD (Lunch Duty) turned her head, she saw that Icy flipped her off. Mrs. LD said, "Icy, that's not a very nice finger to point at your teacher. We all cracked up while Icy was trying to deny it. Let's just say that Icy is NOT a very good liar.

Next, while we were reading outside, right next to the garden, Icy put her hand in something cold. She thought, It's brown and wet, so it has to be mud, so she smeared it around because she loves mud. She figured something was wrong because everyone was making fun of a guy called Glitter Glue (he wanted the nickname) for sitting on it. Everyone laughed and said that it was peacock poop, since we have peacocks at our school. I went with Icy to wash her hands, but then she started going nuts. When she got back to the room, she started touching everything. It was so strange because she started laughing like a hyena and running around. Even though she washed her hands, I still thought she was diseased.

Messed Up at School

What started out as a normal day just became strange when Mr. Yac yelled at us for complaining about the homework assignment. He yelled at us screaming, "Well you know what's unfair???!!!!! When people go into the other lane when they know they are not supposed to but NOOOOOOOOOO, THEY THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOO BETTER THAN ME!!!!!! So if you know a person in a red cadalac tell them to wait they're turn!" We ran out of time at the end of class so he threw his eraser down and stomped his foot yelling, "CRAP!!!!"

Of course you can't have a weird day without Icy, when I thought things couldn't get any weirder she comes in our story. When our science teacher (Ms. Turtle) asked us about what we observed in our ecosystems. Icy's fish was pregnant so she yelled, "MY FISH IS KNOCKED UP!!!!!" Not very exciting but a little something counts

I now just realized that I didn't introduce myself. I am Cocoa Viking, Cocoa V for short. Anyways, Mrs. Id was talking about this field trip that has a strict dress code. For the guys: Long sleeve shirt and long pants, not ripped and appropriate.
Girls: Long sleeved shirts and pants. We have to wear a head scarf so guys don't get "distracted." I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Swing Accident

HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! It's Mocha. I'm writing the first post today. You might get confused from how many nicknames we have for everyone. Cocoa Viking (Cocoa V for short), Frappuccino (Frappy for short), and me (Mocha). Here's what happened today:

During English, Our teacher, Ms. HTE (Help the Earth) started talking about this one dude, who looked like he was 17, but he was 12. He's even taller than the tallest guy in our grade, XFL (that's his nickname, comment if you like it). Okay, so when she started talking about it, all the girls (me too) started asking, "What's his name?" and "What's he look like?" Then Show Off asked, "Next are you guys are gonna ask, what's his number?" Then he laughed at his own joke. How dumb. :(

At recess, I ran to the swings, knowing I wasn't gonna get one. Suddenly, someone got off, so I pushed to get it. While I was getting on, Frappy fell backwards off of her swing. No one asked if she was okay. Poor Frappy. :( Anyway, D.P. was pushing SHKJS to the side. I told them to knock it off. I knew something bad was gonna happen. Soon, D.P. started pushing the swing, and before I knew it, BAM!!! The back of my head got hit with a swing. (Not joking). So there I was, trying to hold back tears while EVERYONE started asking, are you okay, while no one even bothered to ask Frappy, she was hurt too :( Emotionally and physically. Sad. Anyway, I go ask SUYGTKH if she will come to the nurse's office with me. We go and wait for what seems like forever when Frappy just noticed her fish died in her ecosystem (I didn't know until after school). Her fish was named John Lennon. At least Puff Daddy didn't die. After all that trauma, she went to Social Studies. I, on the other hand, was still sobbing away, waiting for my nanny to come and get me. She came and we rushed to Wal-Mart, and then home.

BONUS STORY (not at school):
Mocha's POV: Okay, since I hit my head, I couldn't play basketball. I was very disappointed after the first quarter
. We were losing by 4:0, sad (again). I walked over to my team, and wasn't surprised to find them (mostly Cocoa Viking) making number 3 jokes (diarrhea jokes). We made number 2 jokes the previous game. We were always making funny jokes about the other team. Like, Oh gosh! Number 2 smells! and Number 2 missed the toilet, and stuff like that. Anyway, back to the basketball game. Frappy hit a girl "by accident." (she says). But, she also got elbowed in the neck. :( OH! I almost forgot to tell you the end score. 28:2. Guess who lost!!!

Frappy's POV: Cocoa Viking and I went to the locker room to change and Cocoa V was complaining that we were gonna be late so I told her to open my bag while I was goin to the bathroom. She tore the bag to shreds just like I knew she would. I quickly got dressed and we all got on the bus. Cocoa V and I were looking at each others pics. I told the 40 year old Virgin to let me take a picture of him. After I got the perfect picture I edited it to make it look like he was a gay afro dude. He was wearing lipstick and everything. I love my phone! We got to the gym and started practicing. Of course our team was being immature by throwing the ball at each other and making more number 2 jokes. The game was starting and I was in the first quarter. YES!!!! I didn't mean to but I smacked a girl hard in the face (wink wink) and she got a free throw. She is a pretty sucky shooter because she was waaaayyyyy off. At the end of the quarter our score was 4:o. The next quarter we did worse. We only scored 0000000000000000000 points. The ending score was 28 to 2!!!!! Oh and one girl elbowed me in the freakin neck!!!!!