My Swing Accident

HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!! It's Mocha. I'm writing the first post today. You might get confused from how many nicknames we have for everyone. Cocoa Viking (Cocoa V for short), Frappuccino (Frappy for short), and me (Mocha). Here's what happened today:

During English, Our teacher, Ms. HTE (Help the Earth) started talking about this one dude, who looked like he was 17, but he was 12. He's even taller than the tallest guy in our grade, XFL (that's his nickname, comment if you like it). Okay, so when she started talking about it, all the girls (me too) started asking, "What's his name?" and "What's he look like?" Then Show Off asked, "Next are you guys are gonna ask, what's his number?" Then he laughed at his own joke. How dumb. :(

At recess, I ran to the swings, knowing I wasn't gonna get one. Suddenly, someone got off, so I pushed to get it. While I was getting on, Frappy fell backwards off of her swing. No one asked if she was okay. Poor Frappy. :( Anyway, D.P. was pushing SHKJS to the side. I told them to knock it off. I knew something bad was gonna happen. Soon, D.P. started pushing the swing, and before I knew it, BAM!!! The back of my head got hit with a swing. (Not joking). So there I was, trying to hold back tears while EVERYONE started asking, are you okay, while no one even bothered to ask Frappy, she was hurt too :( Emotionally and physically. Sad. Anyway, I go ask SUYGTKH if she will come to the nurse's office with me. We go and wait for what seems like forever when Frappy just noticed her fish died in her ecosystem (I didn't know until after school). Her fish was named John Lennon. At least Puff Daddy didn't die. After all that trauma, she went to Social Studies. I, on the other hand, was still sobbing away, waiting for my nanny to come and get me. She came and we rushed to Wal-Mart, and then home.

BONUS STORY (not at school):
Mocha's POV: Okay, since I hit my head, I couldn't play basketball. I was very disappointed after the first quarter
. We were losing by 4:0, sad (again). I walked over to my team, and wasn't surprised to find them (mostly Cocoa Viking) making number 3 jokes (diarrhea jokes). We made number 2 jokes the previous game. We were always making funny jokes about the other team. Like, Oh gosh! Number 2 smells! and Number 2 missed the toilet, and stuff like that. Anyway, back to the basketball game. Frappy hit a girl "by accident." (she says). But, she also got elbowed in the neck. :( OH! I almost forgot to tell you the end score. 28:2. Guess who lost!!!

Frappy's POV: Cocoa Viking and I went to the locker room to change and Cocoa V was complaining that we were gonna be late so I told her to open my bag while I was goin to the bathroom. She tore the bag to shreds just like I knew she would. I quickly got dressed and we all got on the bus. Cocoa V and I were looking at each others pics. I told the 40 year old Virgin to let me take a picture of him. After I got the perfect picture I edited it to make it look like he was a gay afro dude. He was wearing lipstick and everything. I love my phone! We got to the gym and started practicing. Of course our team was being immature by throwing the ball at each other and making more number 2 jokes. The game was starting and I was in the first quarter. YES!!!! I didn't mean to but I smacked a girl hard in the face (wink wink) and she got a free throw. She is a pretty sucky shooter because she was waaaayyyyy off. At the end of the quarter our score was 4:o. The next quarter we did worse. We only scored 0000000000000000000 points. The ending score was 28 to 2!!!!! Oh and one girl elbowed me in the freakin neck!!!!!